„How desperately I wanted to forsake these facts, to open a smelly old book or to go down on a pretty young girl instead.“ – Gary Shteyngart, Super Sad True Love Story, S. 79 “Another girl was going for that New Naked Librarian look, very little covering her body except glasses as thick as my storm windows, which I thought was funny because even a fine institution like Elderbird had recently closed its physical library, so what the hell